After a hard day at work I think you deserve a laugh.?
Question:
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000," the jeweller said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had!?"
Answer:
Now there is an idea! Have a star Honey.
LMAO..that was awesome.
OMG...that was the best joke I have ever read on here. LMFAO. That was so funny.Ha Ha Ha Ha...I'm still laughing and tears are coming down my face.
Mind if I use it, Definitely a STAR 4 U!!!!1
i loved it
thank you very much
brilliant! x
After a day like today, that made me giggle out loud. Thanks
Can we meet outside the jewellers on friday, Honey?
damn...good joke for me for before work.lol
hahahaahaha I loved it tell me another one please
Thanks for the giggle - I needed that.
lmao, yeah, you get a star from me ... ... ...
I never work hard but when i am hard it works
Good Joke, heard it before, but still good for a laugh, I'll give you a star!
Highlarious~!~ Original.funny and new to me~ Thanks for the giggle~!~!~
What a mean old man.
Oh...that is too funny!!! 10/10
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today.
You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession." The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik. He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
very good! i'll give u a star
funny
lol... hilarious... ill definitely star it
Lucky Bas$ard. Great joke. Definitely a star. Just like a man.
brilliant lmao 10/10
hehehe lmao thats good star for that xx
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