Choosing a wife?
Question:
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.
Answer:
excellent so true and now I cant stop laughing you have made my day! Thanks
My first laugh of the day, thanks,lol.
And latter. the man realized he wasn't happy b/c the boobs. well the sex. just didn't hold the respect of a marraige he wanted... so he divorced her & married the woman he truely loved..lol...lol...
Very funny!
lol! typical!!
fcuking a, made me laugh and lol i did, nice one
It sounds to me like he's buying a relationship? That's what he's doing, because he's probably desperate. The woman are playing him for a fool.
good, very good, sure made me laugh, i will send it to my friends
lol, thanks, a nice start to a very stressful day
Yes, sounds like what I know about men---and that may not be much!! They are visual, but marry the woman with the biggest boobs and invests in the stock market. I invest in the stock market but kind of average boobs. What about an average woman??
so true
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