A man wanted to get married?


Question:
. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
see what they do with the money .The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf
clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As
she presents these gifts, she tells him that ! she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.Obviously,
the man was impressed.The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest t…s

Answer:
Typical bloke!!
great joke.

xxx
You're supposed to ask a question and the question should have been put to us; Which one did he choose? and I would have said.
The one with the biggest t**s and I would have got ten points for the right answer but you've ruined the whole concept of the game for all of us so please think about what you ask in future you moron.
P.S. I love you.
natural or man-made.
not funny sorry
Just like a man, funny
no
He's a man after my own heart.
You just cannot beat a set of big t*ts

So you get a star, friend
good but sexist
Hmm! Typical Man .. men can see no further than that....

oh, wait... maybe they think they are gazing into our Eyes!

LOL. LOL.

Have a great evening, and thanks for the laughs!
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