Beauty And The Ring?
Question:
"I'm looking for a very special ring for my girlfriend," he said.
The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand," he says. "I want something really unique," says the man.
At that, the excited jeweler goes and gets his special stock from the safe.
"Here's one stunning ring at $45,000," he says, dollar signs in his eyes.
The girl's eyes sparkled, and the customer said that he would take it, adding "I'll pay by check, but of course you and the bank will want to make sure that everything is in order. So I'll write the check, you can phone the bank, and then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."
Monday morning a very angry jeweler phones the man. "You bastard! You lied! There's no money at all in that account!"
"I know," said the man, "Sorry. But can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?"
Answer:
Man, that is a good one!! I have not heard this one before. LOL. That guy had a very fantastic weekend. It's rare that I get to read an original joke these days.
this joke is an oldie but a goodie!
DIRTY OLD MAN! ROFLMAO!
hahaha. now that must be one happy old man.
good one.
LOL. LOL.
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