What do you think? funny?
Question:
*"My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable."
*"Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting."
*"Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store."
* "Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet."
* "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
* "I am a rabid typist."
*"Created a new market for pigs by processing, advertising and selling a gourmet pig mail order service on the side."
* "Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business."
* "Proven ability to track down and correct erors."
* "Personal interests: Donating blood. 15 gallons so far."
*"I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely nothing and absolutely no one."
*"References: None, I've left a path of destruction behind me."
*"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."
* "Don't take the comments of my former employer too seriously, they were unappreciative beggars and slave drivers."
* "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteroology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."
* "I procrastinate--especially when the task is unpleasant."
* "I am loyal to my employer at all costs. Please feel free to resond to my resume on my office voicemanil."
* "Qualifications: No education or experience."
* "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."
* "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."
* "Extensive background in accounting. I can also stand on my head!"
* Cover letter: "Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!"
Answer:
The penultimate one also applies to me. I am an accountant and I can stand on my head - literally. Thankyou for cheering me up, and giving me a good laugh
ya...quite funny (spend me a lot of time)
Hehehe.great...love stuff like this..keep em coming
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Yeah, those are pretty funny - thanks for sharing!
Pretty good. That would make the interview less stressful for you!
LOL
sorry way to much for me to read
no
Yea liked them!
ha
Brilliant!! Particularly like the accidental ones like "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.", that is just a great claim to make about yourself!
And Americans wonder why companies are sending jobs overseas! Very funny!
Yeah, it's funny :o)
lol
Ha Ha Ha very funny and witty,any more? hope to hear from you shorty.
thats a good one!
There used to be a bloke I worked with who got everything wrong:
I've only got two pairs of hands.
We're human beings, not children.
It needs a hole welding on it.
Alcohol is ok in modification.
Sadly he retired.
good one tink.
good one girl (sorry )
ha ha! the paranoid one is funny!
LOL
9/10
I wonder which one applies to you Tink?
Keep smilin'.
I never get tired of things like this.
THATS TO HEAVY STUFF TINK MY PEA BRAIN CANT PROCESS 8/10
Good one.!
I used to be conceited.but now I am perfect.
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