A man is searching for the perfect wife and has 3 candidates...he cant decide which one is most suitable?
Question:
First lady spends it on a makeover, nice perfume, a new dress and tells him its because she wants to look nice for him, he was impressed
Second girl goes out an buys him a whole selection of gifts, and says she loves to spoil her man...again he was impressed
Third one invests all the money in stocks and shares, trebles the money, gives him the £1000 back and puts the rest in a joint account to pay for their wedding...he was impressed again
He thought about which one would be best as a wife, then chose the one with the biggest breasts
Answer:
I dont see what guy see in breasts well maybe it's because i have them
Nice. Works for me too
You can't fault his logic.
Gross.. LóL =))
hahaha
That kind of reminds me of the old joke--- Why did the fat girl cross the street? To get to McDonald's.
Nice one.
Reminds me of a line from the 60's movie "Its a Mad, Mad, Mad World" - in which the Englishman tells Milton Berle:
"I will wager you anything you want that if American women stopped wearing bras tomorrow, the entire economy of your pitiful little country would collapse overnight."
typical man
how typical! LOL!
great... typical dude
SHALLOW!!
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