An oldie and naughty joke from my QA?


Question:
Arthur Davidson of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,dies and goes to heaven. At the gate an angel tells Davidson, "Well U've been such a good guy and ur motor cycles have changed the world. As a reward, U can hang out with anyone U want to in Heaven." he thinks a while & says, "I wanna hang out with God." The angel takes Arthur to the Throne Room & introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, "Hey, aren't U the inventor of Woman?" God says, "Ah yes." "Well" says Davidson,"U have some major design flaws in Ur invention:
1. There’s too much front-end protrusion
2. It chatters at high speeds
3. The rear end wobbles too much, and
4. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
Hmmm... replies God, "hold on."
God types in few keystrokes Celestial Supercomputer & waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Davidson "but according 2 My Computer, more&more people are riding my invention

Answer:
very very very very funny
I like that one. I give it a 10. Never heard it before.
omg good one i have to tell this one to my hubby
thanx for the laugh lol lmao
hehehe hahahaha hohohoho
Sorry, wasnt worth the effort to read it. blnt
i dnt like it becuz it was funny and insulting at da same tyme
this is true:-)
Very funny!
LMAO

Thats a good one.
You say it's an oldie, but I've never heard it before...and I LOVE IT!
LMAO.hilarious. me likey!
lmaooo i have NEVER heard that one b4
it was funny lol...though a little preverted
from 1-10..i give it an 8...since it wasnt like a comedian joke...but was pretty funny!
=]
Really funny ! I will have to tell it to my husband , he likes Harley Davidson stuff. Thanks .
:)
hahahahahaha......
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..lol...
u tickled my laughter-bone..(new invention)...lolz
good 1.. he he he hu hu hu ha ha ha...
good joke
hahahahahahahaha
really funny.
very funny
What kind of man would complain about "too much front-end protrusion" and "rear end wobbles too much"? This might have been a funny joke if only #'s 2 and 4 had been mentioned as Davidson's complaints. Also, "U" is not a word. It's spelled "you". Do humanity a favor and go back to school.
Thats a really naughty one. Good ya. Hope to hear more from Ur stock. U understand Y I said Ur instead of your. Forget it. Ok. Have fun.
Ha ha ha.
never heard this one before its nice
chalti ka naam gadi
An oldie joke, yes....but, brings a chuckle whenever read..lol
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