Can Jesus save me ... money on my auto insurance?
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THATS GREAT!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!
GOD-CO!
Only by switching to GEICO.
Hehehe...good one!
depends on the agent
Outlook very doubtful. But if you stop getting tickets and having accidents you can save yourself money on your auto insurance. what about that?
No, Farmers Insurance can.
If you pray for him to direct you to the place w/ cheapest rates- yes he can.
Jesus can save you money. Jesus Sanchez, that is.
I'll pray for you to stay the way you are. What would jesus do for a klondike bar
15 minutes will save you an eternity in hell!
I really doubt it... look at his image, all he has is a circlet of thorns some rusty nails and a loin cloth, you think he can really pay for your insurance?
I wouldnt hold my breath if I wuz you :)
JESUS SAVES...by using coupons and shopping wisely!
Well, if you start living your life according to Christian principles, you will obey the traffic laws and stop speeding and you will drive more carefully and defensively.
You will therefore get in fewer wrecks, and you will have fewer traffic tickets, and your auto insurance will go down!
Jesus is a fictional character from Jewish christ insanity writings they wrote and promoted to their enemies. He is written as an extreme pervert sissy passive fool that gives a lot of destructive and even suicidal advice. No he can not save you on car insurance or do anything good for you since as you already know he is not real. The christ insanity writings can and have done much harm though because their are many low IQ fools that believe in fairy tales.
Rahowa
Only if he works for Geico
Jesus is standing by...
You should've asked the question "Can Jesus save me?"
and then in the notes you then put "...money on my auto insurance?" It's much better with more impact. Here's an example:
Question: Is it ok to beat my mom?
you click on the link to go to the question.
Notes: ...at Connect Four?
No, but I did stay at a Bethlehem Inn last night...
Only the one true God can save you. Your God, my God, and Jesus Christ's God. Pray faithfully to him for guidance and help and He will answer you.
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