10 Secret Dinner Party Missions?
Question:
We are having a Christmas Dinner Party - a bit of a swanky event. The CEO, Human Resources reps, Board of Directors will all be inattendance. There are 10 attendees however that will be receiving secret missions, in an bid to watch them humiliate themselves.
The missions will be handed to them in envelopes at the begining of the evening and they will have to successfully achieve their missions throughout the night.
For example one mission might be:
Throughout the evening you must make a pass at each Human Resources representative, and they must know you are making a pass at them (male AND female).
The Board of Directors are quite easy-going and will have a laugh over these missions so, as long as it's not physically abusive or harmful - your suggestions are welcome!
Thanks!
Answer:
Throughout the meal, when you have a sip/gulp of your drink, you must do the following: Say ‘Mmmmm... Mmm!’ then look down at your crotch and say, ‘Down boy!!’ This has to be loud enough so everyone at your table can see and hear you do it. You must do this at least 3 times.
You must have a conversation with each HR representative, and when asked a question, you must answer his or her first question (regardless of the question) with ‘Yes, I DO like sex.’
At the dinner table, hold your fork up in front of your eyes and look at the person across the table from you (preferably a Director or HR rep). Do this until he or she asks what you are doing; tell them ‘I was just picturing you in jail.’
For a man:
When the after dinner dance floor opens, you must ask the DJ to play ‘Man I Feel Like a Woman’ (by Shania Twain). When the music starts you must dance like a liberated woman for the duration of the song. You must do the same again, requesting ‘I Will Survive’ (Gloria Gaynor)… again, dance like a liberated woman!
You must make a ‘pass’ at each HR rep (male AND female) throughout the course of the evening. You will look at your wristwatch and say, ‘I see it’s ‘sexy time’!’.
Dig in your ear and wipe the result on...
Chew your food loudly with mouth open, and speak, causing projectiles.
I think that would be funny. You should videotape the party.
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