Just for fun.may be old.rate it please..?
Question:
Some of these are related to Indian celebrities
So Indians can understand well...
Others sorry.
Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction.
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and
will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will
upgrade it to
Lion.
Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to
accept that its
a lion.
Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear
itself.
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and
kill it, while
it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the
lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by
another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second
lion loves the 2nd
lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness(third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok.read it after 15
yrs, then also
u wont !
Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a
good scenic
location.
Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method:
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
vegetables
continuously.
George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!
Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion tired and surrenders
Answer:
i didnt read all of them just the one about bush stuck out
pretty cool id give it a 8 out of 10
got to admit the first couple where funny. after that it just kind of got sad
i think the indian police method is the best
You forgot the French method:
Set up a wall around yourself, and when the lion gets through, surrender to it and be ruled by the lion until the Americans kill it.
And the Hitler method:
Attack it with everything you have and appear to be winning, and when you lose, shoot yourself before the lion kills you.
funny but i thought his name was mahatma ghandi...not menaka.
super cool, dude!
i'l giv it a 10/10....
Very Funny. Where did you collect these statements?
totally cool! though i may not know some of them with their expert methods... it still rocks! LOL !
its funny about the bush thing
Nice one 7/10
Those were cool, dude. I will rate it 8/10.
very very very very funny 101/100
hheheheheheheheh nice 1
its nice
i would rate it 9/10
most of it was good but some were quite boring wud give it 9/10
i like your joke
specially govinda style it was 2 funny that i can't stop myself from laugh
i like the manirathanam style,and guessing that u r a tamilan.
da Karan Johar method rocks. karan can get an inspiration from it. hope he reads it. lol:D
hahaha i love rajnikanth man . absolutly true man. 10 on 10
9.5/10
DIFFICULT 2 B PERFECT!
I had read the joke before but it is evergreen... you get 9/10.
Police method and software engineers method were realistic.
nice 10/10
lolz
very very very funny
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