For the office workers?
Question:
...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.
...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.
...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
...I got a "It’s for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.
...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.
...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.
...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.
...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.
...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.
...my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren’t dry."
...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.
...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.
...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.
...the receptionist began saying "Who ?" to anyone calling on me.
Answer:
you've been to my office then
LMAO
lol theres some good ones in there
i think they need you to leave so either to quit and find something better or fight your fight what ever you prefer
that's my lifestory!
Thats brilliant, one for the office wall i think. 10/10 + star
i dont work in an office,
but that joke sure did make me laugh.
xxx
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