Question:
He makes a proposition. His two sons will use their computers, and whichever computer gets a blue screen of death first will win the fortune for its owner. During the race, the two brothers do nothing on their computers, neither willing to risk not getting a blue screen of death. In desperation, they ask a wise man for advice. He tells them something; then the brothers immediately jump onto the computers and start installing new hardware, sharing files, and downloading hastily written security updates. What did the wise man say?
Answer:
the wise man told them to use each other's computers... I like this joke better when it's about racehorses
Tell your brother to buy an Apple?
(an apple computer that is. Though the fruit also makes for an interesting answer.)
they got a firewall?
The more you install, the faster you'll get a blue screen? What kind of question is this?
change the oil pan in your dads camel.
to get a life ;)
Answer #1) "Get the other guy to use the computer."
Answer #2) They install two device drivers with overlapping IRQs (CD-rom driver and sound card driver).
Answer #3) They install anything that uses NDIS.
Answer #4) They write a program that shows 0x000000000C on a blue screen with a bunch of hexadecimal garbage.
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