Has is a few more...IT joke?
Question: Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech Support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah.
Tech Support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen..
Tech Support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!
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Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female Customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No . wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.
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Tech Support: Click on the 'My Computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech Support:
Answer:
Tech Support: right click
Customer: C-L-I-C-K
Tech support: can you see it on the desktop?
Customer: shall I search the drawers also?
Now I know why the Tech Support does not want to answer anymore calls.
THERE IS NO ICON " MY COMPUTER"
funny
this answers alot of questions
As funny as these are, this is why I would never take a tech support job. I wouldn't be able to deal with this sort of thing.
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