Do you know the top 5 way to tell if you have an incompetent surgeon operating on you?


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5. He sings "Nearer My God To Thee" as you go under the anesthetic.
4. He is a partner in the funeral home down the street.
3. She giggles hysterically whenever she hears the term 'myocardial infarction'.
2. He actually thinks that Hillary Clinton will come up with a workable universal health plan if she is elected president.

...and the number one way...

1. During a vasectomy, you hear him say, "Uh-oh, I hope you didn't need that thing!"

Answer:
That's funny! Thanks for the laugh. I'm trying really hard to think of something myself. Ah man, my mind just went blank! I hate that. I'll find something funny and share! Thanks.
That's funny...
funny very funny that made me laugh
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