Private health care?
Question:
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."
Answer:
Health plan: $30 a week
Hooker: $15 dollars a go (come on, he's in medical danger and not too picky.
Girlfriend: priceless (seriously, they never stop costing)
hahahh very funny LOL
there is nothing like a good health plan
terrible
ha ha ha ha i like that one lol
lol oh i like that!
great one
Very funny. Must get myself a good health plan
very funny , one i will use ..10s
LOL!
cool
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