10 Ways to Tell Your Company has Switched to Cheaper Health Insurance?


Question:
Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left at the trailer park."

The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."

Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

"The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges."

The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

Answer:
Aaaww!! A popsicle stick and duct tape?
LOL LOL. LOL.

That's a good one!! LOL.
Yes, and all the scotch tape disappears
Funny
omg..that is hilarious...especially the last one.
lol!! hilarious! thx
lol. very funny.
Uuuggghhh, and my company is downsizing benefits. Is this really what I have to look forward to.
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