I was in the trap door business until the bottom dropped out; then my envelope business folded. Any advice?

Question: My electric cheese straightner idea pay off either, as well as my idea for fur lined sinks. I invested heavily in a slide rule manufacturing company thinking that calculators were a passing fad. My gold dust venture didn't pan out either.

Answer:
I know of an elevator business where you can get in on the ground floor.

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Lovely.

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Ha - send me all your money and I'll let you in on my dehydrated water venture.

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You are hosed.

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Oh...oh...I'm dyin' here...

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