Question:
I lit up like a Christmas tree when the young cutie said it was only 400 bucks for unlimited access for a year. I exclaimed, Oh WOW! I am newly divorced and don't know a damn thing about money AND I CAN HAVE UNLIMITED ACCESS??!! I can come over and ask you stuff whenever? WHAT A DEAL!!
He shut up.
Answer:
Wow, you torpedoed him good!!
Mine is when we have our annual health fair. Our retirement company rep, different one every year, is at his booth. I ask, if I work until I am 85, what will my retirement be?
He cannot answer!! His computer does not go past age 65...
i tell them "not a chance, don't bother, taken already" !
LOL. I just had one cover over yesterday
I always ask them if they've found Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior. That usually makes them run.
tell him you had sex with his wife.
Easy - I say, "All my money is already invested in - CASH!"
I will remember this for future use! lol
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